December 2011
4 posts
ROB GRONKOWSKI: THOUGHTS
Stoked. Feeling like a CHAMP. Coach tells me I’m running the routes good and blocking good too. Also, he says I did a good job tying my cleats all by myself. All-star, bro.
Got flipped over going into the touchdown-space and landed on my neck. Acted like, “whatever, homos” and spiked the ball. GRONKOWSKI
CALIFORNIA, bitches! 9:00am breakfast. Put eggs in my mouth. Call Kev...
GREATER BOSTON TRAFFIC CONE AWARDS
A tough year for a league still recovering from a devastating 2010 lockout. Still, we’d be remiss if we didn’t highlight the year’s top performers and stars. Without further delay, the Top 5 Greater Boston Traffic Cones of 2011:
5) Rookie Hector “Molasses” De Jesus (above) spent only two years in the minors before erupting with a breakthrough season in the big...
BASEMENT REVIVAL
In his recently released down-home soft-focus video, Rick Perry stands up for his fellow persecuted Christian Americans (who, through a divine twist are somehow a 76% minority?). He says:
I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian, but you don’t need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there’s something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military...
AMERICAN GUY
Adam Carolla is the living embodiment of comedic mediocrity. He wasn’t the funny kid in the back of the classroom who got away with irreverent jokes, not the kid who got cut some slack because he was pretty smart & clever. No, Carolla was the nasally mook who parroted stale dirty jokes and showed off his dad’s Playboy. Rocking the safe and recycled humor. Maybe you laughed a bit...
