Let’s consider the sanctity of marriage through the lens of Republican heterosexuals. These righteous warriors have long practiced what they’ve preached: some hot, monogamous, man-on-biblically-devoted-woman action. Like Republican Congressman Bob Barr (Georgia) who introduced the Defense of Marriage Act. He was deeply concerned that, “the flames of hedonism, the flames of narcissism, the flames of self-centered morality are licking at the very foundation of our society, the family unit.” He was also concerned with licking whip cream off of hookers. Which is what he did. At his inauguration party. This was probably a shocking revelation to his current wife but not his previous two… to whom he owed mountains of child support. So, you know.