Hammer of the Gods: Zeus comes down from Olympus to slum it for a while with the puny mortals. You encounter him at a generic Irish bar and, as is often the case in Greek mythology, you accidently offend him (by ordering him a Bud Lite with Lime). He flies into a rage demands you pick one of two punishments. One punishment is to be transformed into a slug. You will be unsightly and effectively immobile but you’ll retain your ability to speak and interact with family & friends (albeit as a slug). They can carry you in a jar to movies, stash you on the dashboard for road-trips, portage you to baseball games, etc. The other punishment is to be transformed into a beautiful red fox. You’ll have no communication skills. You can watch the people you love from the fringes but never connect with them. The upshot is a new life of foxy mobility, freedom, and experiences. Which animal do you choose?