Hypotheticals: Part One
Hammer of the Gods: Zeus comes down from Olympus to slum it for a while with the puny mortals. You encounter him at a generic Irish bar and, as is often the case in Greek mythology, you accidently offend him (by ordering him a Bud Lite with Lime). He flies into a rage demands you pick one of two punishments. One punishment is to be transformed into a slug. You will be unsightly and effectively...